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preshrunken
preshrunken
preshrunken
My mum has called me everyday for the last week to tell me that I'm fat.

"Oh, how are you doing?  Are things good?  I'm just calling you to tell you that you should go to the gym, you're looking a little bigger since you moved out"

-_-

Thanks mum.

The lack of censorship in my family is astounding.
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sea_thoughts From: sea_thoughts Date: January 25th, 2010 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow, seriously? That's... I don't even know what to call it. Unhelpful? That's one word for it. Every single day? You should tell her that every time she tells you to go to the gym, you resolve to eat more dessert. :3
deathstrike From: deathstrike Date: February 21st, 2010 01:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Try this...

"Well mom I've gained weight since I'm 3 months pregnant!"

If she freaks out, go "just kidding! But if you keep up the weight comments, I will be!"

if she's happy, go "Just kidding, and I won't be until you drop the weight comments!"

Either way it works!
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